Melissa Wilkinson, 23, St. Louis, BA in Creative Writing, cartoon blogger, podcast fiend, fun aunt, hair bow enthusiast.
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Book: Traitor's Moon by Lynn Flewelling
TV - Sleepy Hollow
Podcast - Welcome to Night Vale; Thrilling Adventure Hour; Dead Authors Podcast; SuperEgo; How Did This Get Made
Cecil Gershwin Palmer, past and present.
I always have way too much fun with his 50’s clothes.
lord of the rings: a summary
i need more people to follow me on facebook because that is where i keep my GOLD
i’m going to make a blog called so-unrelatable and i’m just going to go through really obscure tags reblogging things like “does anyone else hate it when you’re going antiquing and you drop your vibrator into a priceless arabesque vase and the entire table starts bumpin and you just gotta be like Oh My God These Antiques Are Haunted”
OH YEAH, THAT’S WHAT IT WAS
in 9th grade i was getting picked on in class and this girl was like “fuck you guys leave him alone” and called me over to her seat and I was like “thx lol” and she was like “I have something special to show you don’t tell the teacher” and I said “ok” and she pulled a guinea pig out of her purse
This story was packed full of excitement from start to finish